why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
[ fingers crossed that tumblr doesn’t mess up this photoset
anyway we were talking about mermanders being bioluminescent in deeper waters so i went a little nuts with the glow ]
So my new store is officially up and running, and I’m really excited to share it with you guys! SNUG BOX is a service that delivers personalized care packages right to your door. The goal: one happier you!
Each box is filled with handmade goodies and presents handpicked just for you! How it works: you give me an idea of what kinds of things you’re into, and I pack you a box full of goodies and love and surprises! Basically, it’s a bundle of happiness in a box!
What will you find in your SNUG BOX?
(P.S. They make great gifts too!)
I want to have enough extra money to send these to friends when they’re feeling down