it’s Memorial Day in the States!! thank you to all service members, past present and future. this particularly cuddly soldier comes to us from the 2nd Battalion 5th Marines!
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the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
#carve a straight line down the middle of the ribs #crack said ribs #careful of shrapnel from bones #cut vena cava and aorta #carefully extract #that’s how i do it oops
My reaction probably shouldn’t have been “holy crap that sounds amazing someone draw it.”
